Necklace of the FUTURE!

Its so simple....its been starring us all in the face this whole time! Can you guess what it is? "SHUT UP LOUISE" I hear you say....Nooooo but close! Think again.........Yeap...of course it is! 

Its the shoelace.....necklace!

A hobo at the TAB was wearing one around his neck today. I starred at it thinking it might have keys attached or something he might not want to lose. But no....its just a shoelace necklace. 

Whats even more innovative about this accessory is that you can tie two shoe laces together and make an even longer necklace! =O

Gone are the days of using it for tying up your shoes! Pfftttt! DONT BE LAME! Get some of those awesome velcro shoes, rip out your old shoelaces and give them a new lease on life as the necklace of the future! 


Of course it doesnt just have to be a necklace, no no, this can be so much more! 

The obvious being that if you get the whim to hang yourself cause your having a bad day at work, an awkward moment with a stranger or just another one of those phone calls from your parents to remind you of your constant disappointment to them then grab your trusty shoelace necklace, hoist it over any sturdy beam and TA DA! The sweet relief of death.

Another option...your in the bush, walking around with friends and family. =O all of a sudden Nanna gets biten by a venemous snake!! NANNA NOOOOO! QUICK! GRAB YOUR HANDY SHOELACE NECKLACE! Tie it around her leg and suck nannas leg harder then you have previously .......crisis averted and nanna lives to bake another pavlova!


Other uses for the Shoelace Necklace: walking the dog, tying your arm to find that mischievous vein to shoot up, strangling pesky neighbours, assisting in the arrest of a known drug lord, decorating the christmas tree and finding osama bin laden and his weapons of mass destruction. 

ITS THE NEXT BIG OBSESSION - SHOELACE NECKLACE. 

ACCEPT IT OR DIE!!